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The Single Most Unpleasant Thing I Have Ever Encountered In The Morning

I have had a friend’s dog’s neck pustule burst in my car…

I’ve been married to a Glaswegian…

I have owned a particularly bilious cat…

I’ve been on holiday to France…

I have worked in nightclubs…

I’ve been in a relationship with a man who wasn’t ever so fond of showering regularly…

I have lived in student accommodation…

However, none of these things prepared me for what I discovered on the morning of Thursday 2nd April 2015;

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…frogspawn…on my CAR.

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…how did this even happen?

I am still trying to understand the circumstances of what took place here.