Please allow me to entertain you with my frequent poor decision making.
Skip to content
Me Stuff >
Future Me Stuff >
Today’s blog is brought to you by the letter… R
International Relocation: A New Year Update
Alcohol turns me into my own dumbass flatmate
2014: My Best Year So Far.
11 Things You Should Probably Know Before Hanging Out With Me.
“Why do you love cursing?”
I think I may be the untidiest adult that I know.
I think I may be the untidiest adult that I know; Part 2.
Hello, I am a grown woman, of sound mind, and I don’t want children.
What does it mean to be a woman? Actually, whatever the fuck you like.
Trying To Stay Below The Radar
“…oh, I wish you’d wear a dress!”
Daft Stuff >
What is WRONG with people?
10 Things That I Have Learned From Gaming
Movies I Refuse To Ever Watch Again. Ever.
BALLS: I Went To The Ballet
Bunny Splicer Costume
My Brain Is Going To Kill Me
The history of England; one EPIC game of Risk
10 Things That Scared The Crap Out Of Me As A Child
The Single Most Unpleasant Thing I Have Ever Encountered In The Morning
My sister went to Venice and all I got was…
Music Stuff >
Download Festival 2015 >
My Download 2015, Epilogue
My Download 2015, Part 3
My Download 2015, Part 2.
My Download 2015, Part 1
Album: Strapping Young Lad – Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing
Album: Blood Command – Funeral Beach
Album: twenty one pilots – Vessel
OUCH MY GENERATOR! The Underworld, Camden, 18th October 2014
That’s Not Metal!
The day a 20 year old dream came true
Vans Warped Tour UK, 19th October 2015, or “OMFG Frank Carter”
My first tent-related adventure of the year
TrollfesT, shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Gig Etiquette For The Over-40’s
Travel Stuff >
“Norway, 10 points”
En Route to Bergen – 8th May 2014 (Day 1/4)
Exploring Bergen – 9th May 2014 (Day 2/4)
Traversing Bergen, au pied – 10th May 2014 (Day 3/4)
Leaving Bergen – 11th May 2014 (Day 4/4)
Oslo 28th August 2014 (Day 1/5)
Oslo is made of Win – 29th August 2014 (Day 2/5)
An increasing language issue in Oslo – 30th August 2014 (Day 3/5)
Vikings and Nazis in Oslo – 31st August 2014 (Day 4/5)
Going home – 1st September 2014 (Day 5/5)
England and America; Two Countries Separated By A Common Language…
Off to Copenhagen – 2nd June 2014 (Day 1/5)
Copenhagen – 3rd June 2014 (Day 2/5)
Moar Copenhagen – 4th June 2014 (Day 3/5)
Constitution Day in Copenhagen 5th June 2014 (day 4/5)
The Montpellier Debacle
Happy Fun Travel Times
Action Stuff >
Throwing Stuff And Shooting Things
Outdoor Survival Training Course; My Gastropod-Riddled Nightmare
Thinking Stuff >
Relationship Stuff >
Relationship Lessons: “How Not To Be A Cock”
A strange but happy anniversary
So, against all better judgement, I got married.
Tribute Stuff >
“If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.”
Thank you, Terry.
An evening with Robin Williams
For a brief, lovely moment, I had my babies back
On death. Or life. Or both, actually.
If you EVER hear me complaining…
Oh, how insignificant we truly are…
“Princess Qajar” and the Problem with Junk History Memes