Alcohol turns me into my own dumbass flatmate

  • Drunken Amazon Obsession
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Asshole.

MUST HAVE ALL THE THINGS. Life is a constant round of surprise gifts from Drunk Me. Consequently, my home is now a shrine to bubble wrap, padded envelopes and other packaging that won’t reasonably go in the recycling.

  • Poor Alcohol Management
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Asshole

Who does this? That’s not even a whole glass. Fuck am I meant to do with that?

  • Being sociable
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Asshole

Drunk Me gets all enthusiastic about Going Out and Doing Things and makes promises for us both. Sober Me has to deal with the fallout.

  • Trail of destruction
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Asshole

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Asshole

Seriously, like I need any help making a mess.

  • Pizza
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Asshole

Drunk Me likes pizza way more than is reasonable or healthy. I found this under some clothes in my bedroom. Being able to order pizza without getting out of bed or talking to anyone is a bad idea.

Go home, Me, you’re drunk.

Oh, wait…

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