- Drunken Amazon Obsession
Asshole.
MUST HAVE ALL THE THINGS. Life is a constant round of surprise gifts from Drunk Me. Consequently, my home is now a shrine to bubble wrap, padded envelopes and other packaging that won’t reasonably go in the recycling.
- Poor Alcohol Management
Asshole
Who does this? That’s not even a whole glass. Fuck am I meant to do with that?
- Being sociable
Asshole
Drunk Me gets all enthusiastic about Going Out and Doing Things and makes promises for us both. Sober Me has to deal with the fallout.
- Trail of destruction
Asshole
Asshole
Seriously, like I need any help making a mess.
- Pizza
Asshole
Drunk Me likes pizza way more than is reasonable or healthy. I found this under some clothes in my bedroom. Being able to order pizza without getting out of bed or talking to anyone is a bad idea.
Go home, Me, you’re drunk.
Oh, wait…
