This is where I live

Every now and then I have moments of clarity, and I actually SEE things. I just had one of those moments whilst looking at my computer desk. I decided to tidy it up, and share with you exactly what occupies my space with me on any given day:

• Ketchup
• Salt
• Black nail varnish
• Matte finish nail varnish topcoat
• 2 x bobby pins
• 2 x unsharpened pencils
• 2 x Micro SD adapter
• 2 x pencils, sharpened
• Tube of Savlon
• 2 x 1″ nails
• 2 x Biro (1 black, 1 blue)
• Old unused planner
• Book; Mogworld – Yahtzee Croshaw
• LED headlamp
• 2 x CD markers (red and black)
• Record cards
• Packing note (liquid eyeliner)
• 2 x scratchcard (losing)
• Tesco receipt
• Tape measure – DIY
• String
• Dart barrel (minus point and flight)
• Shoe polish – black
• Eggtimer
• Cinema ticket stub Dumb & Dumber Too
• Thimble
• Barclays Bank PIN sentry device
• Tape measure – sewing
• Complementary airline earphones & adaptor
• Wool sewing needle
• Shot glass
• Dried liquid eyeliner – copper
• Clothes peg
• Curved glass photo frame – empty
• SD Card – storage unknown but maker “2005”
• 4 x retractable ID badge holders
• Entry wristband – 2014 tattoo convention
• Android USB cable
• 4 x CD; Evil Scarecrow, Strapping Young Lad, Marmozets, Blood Command
• 2 x band patches; Inspiral Carpets, Blink 182
• 2014 Diary
• Packaging 1TB external hard drive
• PC Games; Far Cry 3, Alice: Madness Returns
• Sony Walkman circa. 1993
• Pirate themed hole-punch
• Loom band bracelet
• Blank CDR discs
• Keyring breathalyzer
• Tube of Raw Sienna acrylic paint
• Travel Connect Four
• $20 USD
• Digital camera case – empty
• AA Membership card – expired
• Cinema ticket – Alien & Aliens Double Bill
• Samsung earphones
• Bookmark from Greece
• Holocaust exhibition pamphlet from Oslo
• 5 x hairbands
• Moomins sticker sheet
• 12″ ruler
• Ethernet cable
• Various teddybears; giraffe, meercat, grizzly bear
• JVC XX Earphone case – empty
• Barclaycard Prepaid Gift card
• Nectar card
• Viking ‘tattoo’ stickers
• Bookmark – ‘lucky’ Scottish heather
• 5p in copper coins
• Birthday cards – various years
• Bottle caps
• Viktor & Rolf Spicebomb Eau de Toilette
• Battersea Dogs & Cats Home Supporters Pack
• 2″ screw
• SIM Card
• Clear cased wristwatch
• Band stickers – various
• Foamy the Squirrel cult membership card
• 2 x teaspoon
• Corkscrew/bottle opener
• Headphone jack
• 32GB flash drive
• Rennie Macintosh picture frame – empty
• C90 cassette – The Cream of Eric Clapton
• 2000AD playing cards
• Spirited Away figures
• Skull candle
• Pirate wristwatch
• Bag of various body piercing jewellery
• Flathead screwdriver
• 3 x AA batteries
• 2 x AAA battery
• 2 x bulldog clip
• Button
• Gas & electricity metre reading
• 2 x pairs nailclippers
• Magnet
• 5 øre coin (1978)
• Metal curtain tieback fixing
• Oinking rubber pig toy
• 2 x dice (4-sided and 10-sided)
• Ultra Magnus
• Pistachio shell with eyes
• World of Warcraft blood elf rogue figure
• EDF energy Zingy figure
• Crowbar

…I give it a week.