Every now and then I have moments of clarity, and I actually SEE things. I just had one of those moments whilst looking at my computer desk. I decided to tidy it up, and share with you exactly what occupies my space with me on any given day:
- Ketchup
- Salt
- Black nail varnish
- Matte finish nail varnish topcoat
- 2 x bobby pins
- 2 x unsharpened pencils
- 2 x Micro SD adapter
- 2 x pencils, sharpened
- Tube of Savlon
- 2 x 1″ nails
- 2 x Biro (1 black, 1 blue)
- Old unused planner
- Book; Mogworld – Yahtzee Croshaw
- LED headlamp
- 2 x CD markers (red and black)
- Record cards
- Packing note (liquid eyeliner)
- 2 x scratchcard (losing)
- Tesco receipt
- Tape measure – DIY
- String
- Dart barrel (minus point and flight)
- Shoe polish – black
- Eggtimer
- Cinema ticket stub Dumb & Dumber Too
- Thimble
- Barclays Bank PIN sentry device
- Tape measure – sewing
- Complementary airline earphones & adaptor
- Wool sewing needle
- Shot glass
- Dried liquid eyeliner – copper
- Clothes peg
- Curved glass photo frame – empty
- SD Card – storage unknown but maker “2005”
- 4 x retractable ID badge holders
- Entry wristband – 2014 tattoo convention
- Android USB cable
- 4 x CD; Evil Scarecrow, Strapping Young Lad, Marmozets, Blood Command
- 2 x band patches; Inspiral Carpets, Blink 182
- 2014 Diary
- Packaging 1TB external hard drive
- PC Games; Far Cry 3, Alice: Madness Returns
- Sony Walkman circa. 1993
- Pirate themed hole-punch
- Loom band bracelet
- Blank CDR discs
- Keyring breathalyzer
- Tube of Raw Sienna acrylic paint
- Travel Connect Four
- $20 USD
- Digital camera case – empty
- AA Membership card – expired
- Cinema ticket – Alien & Aliens Double Bill
- Samsung earphones
- Bookmark from Greece
- Holocaust exhibition pamphlet from Oslo
- 5 x hairbands
- Moomins sticker sheet
- 12″ ruler
- Ethernet cable
- Various teddybears; giraffe, meercat, grizzly bear
- JVC XX Earphone case – empty
- Barclaycard Prepaid Gift card
- Nectar card
- Viking ‘tattoo’ stickers
- Bookmark – ‘lucky’ Scottish heather
- 5p in copper coins
- Birthday cards – various years
- Bottle caps
- Viktor & Rolf Spicebomb Eau de Toilette
- Battersea Dogs & Cats Home Supporters Pack
- 2″ screw
- SIM Card
- Clear cased wristwatch
- Band stickers – various
- Foamy the Squirrel cult membership card
- 2 x teaspoon
- Corkscrew/bottle opener
- Headphone jack
- 32GB flash drive
- Rennie Macintosh picture frame – empty
- C90 cassette – The Cream of Eric Clapton
- 2000AD playing cards
- Spirited Away figures
- Skull candle
- Pirate wristwatch
- Bag of various body piercing jewellery
- Flathead screwdriver
- 3 x AA batteries
- 2 x AAA battery
- 2 x bulldog clip
- Button
- Gas & electricity metre reading
- 2 x pairs nailclippers
- Magnet
- 5 øre coin (1978)
- Metal curtain tieback fixing
- Oinking rubber pig toy
- 2 x dice (4-sided and 10-sided)
- Ultra Magnus
- Pistachio shell with eyes
- World of Warcraft blood elf rogue figure
- EDF energy Zingy figure
- Crowbar
I’m impressed there is more stuff on your desk once you’ve tidied than there is on mine all the time
Ha ha. It’s what’s fallen off the back of mine that I can’t be bothered to pick up that’s possibly the most worrying. But that was quite some hoard!
Ah crap, I hadn’t thought about that…