The Single Most Unpleasant Thing I Have Ever Encountered In The Morning

I have had a friend’s dog’s neck pustule burst in my car…

I’ve been married to a Glaswegian…

I have owned a particularly bilious cat…

I’ve been on holiday to France…

I have worked in nightclubs…

I’ve been in a relationship with a man who wasn’t ever so fond of showering regularly…

I have lived in student accommodation…

However, none of these things prepared me for what I discovered on the morning of Thursday 2nd April 2015;

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…frogspawn…on my CAR.

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…how did this even happen?

I am still trying to understand the circumstances of what took place here.

4 thoughts on “The Single Most Unpleasant Thing I Have Ever Encountered In The Morning

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  2. malcolm evans

    HHMMM,? Are we being a tad presumptuous here , is that frogspawn? how close have you got to it? have you run it through your pinkies to test its consistency ? smelt it , tasted it? it could even be the seeds out of one of them big fruity things melons or summat. Could even be an alien who had the trots and left his trail by not using the proper paper roll.

    Incubation methinks is the answer scrape it off, put it in a beaker in the warmth of your bedroom and see what develops over the coming days .

    (PS. Everything and everybody has a right to life, however obnoxious hehehehe!)

    Saviour of wildlife, Malcs

    Sent from Windows Mail

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